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Money bag

toffer

New conspiracy theory: conservatives are trying to create laws to ban/censor books because there are parts of the Bible they do not want their constituents reading.

7 months ago
Man singer

toffer

Look at this first: https://twitter.com/mrteslatom/status/1687846400980049920

This second: https://twitter.com/toffer/status/1688028771390017538

Third: https://aflcio.org/formaunion

Lastly, send one to a friend. If it’s not the third you’re a bad friend.

7 months ago
Folded hands

toffer

If you want to make money or a cult, target people who take pride in saying they've done their own research. They’re lost contrarians who think listening to others is l research. Once they’re loyal their ego won’t let them leave. Cults and MLMs thrive on mids with opinions.

7 months ago
Tear-off calendar

toffer

Have you not all checked your calendar re: Henry Kissinger? He’s scheduled for early November this year. I wanted September 11th by a fall, but even I have a boss and they say no one gets to dress up as Kissinger in hell this year. Fucker has a very specific contract.

8 months ago
Sleeping face

toffer

Demi: okay I’m going to go run an errand I’ll be back in a hour or so. Me: I’ll miss you and I love you… and I’m locking the door and getting my pillow and cpap mask out of the drawer and setting a timer for 88 minutes.

8 months ago
Tropical drink

toffer

We don’t want a town square or cafe. We want a dive bar for lonely people and a bartender that doesn’t tolerate nazis or anyone being annoying.

It should be easy/not awkward to say you love or hate what someone is putting out, but hard to make anyone care about your opinion.

Twitter was full of strange people being anonymous, extroverted, and convinced that what they just thought was funny.

The magic of early twitter was that the magic of early tumblr. Horny shitposting that no one at your job or in your family would see. If they did they don’t know it was you anyways.

8 months ago
Muted speaker

toffer

I couldn’t find a song because I forgot Q comes before T in the alphabet.

8 months ago
Pizza

toffer

I ate the pizza

8 months ago
Pizza

toffer

I ordered pizza.

8 months ago
Pile of poo
Pig nose

toffer

Pig nose post to mastodon

8 months ago
Pencil

toffer

This was written in Drafts and is going to my spark file to die:

her dead had guns, so she bought a gun. The people that wanted her dead had political leaders telling them that people like her were coming to take their guns. She didn’t have that. She wasn’t going to run for school board and she wasn’t going to keep voting against the people who wanted her dead.

Amy was tired of voting for people who were more interested in winning over middle-class middle of the road conservatives than helping keep their constituents safe.

Amy bought a gun, but she killed a lot more people without it.

“They drew blood first. They have killed people like me and want more of us dead. This is a slaughter and no one is fighting for us.”

It wasn’t untrue, but it wasn't received well. People replied that they heard her. People replied it wasn’t their fault. Vote. They did vote. They voted more. They had more votes. They lost over and over again because the system was designed in bad faith and her side let it happen because of compromise.

Notebook. Pencil. “Options?” Bomb Bullet Brigade

“What can I learn without having to type it somewhere?” Science Shooting Social engineering

“Why am I filling this with alliterations?”

You don’t want this to be serious.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” ― Person owner that was never turned into a watering can

11 months ago
Dotted line face

toffer

Sleep time

1 year ago
Adhesive bandage

toffer

Neck hurty

1 year ago
Sleeping face

toffer

Sleep sleep

1 year ago
Pot of food

toffer

Making soup

1 year ago
Pig nose

toffer

Oink.

1 year ago
Sleeping face

toffer

Sooooooo tired. 13 hours of sleep debt.

1 year ago
Cold face

toffer

It is too cold and I’m going into hibernation.

1 year ago